Twilight "book review"

I'm sorry but I had to put this out there:

The Twilight series is POORLY written!
Stephanie Meyer, what on earth were you doing? I don't get it. I really really don't. Let me explain:

1) It has NO original plot at all. I don't know where she's going. In the first book Bella meets a vampire, they fall in love but they're (of course) beating around the bush BUT In the end they are an item anyway. Cliché!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2) I don't get why Jacob Black is even in the book. You KNOW when you read New Moon that Bella will choose Edward. Jacob's relationship with Bella is basically a waste of precious time and trees for that matter.

3) Stephanie Meyer didn't think it through. Edward Cullen is a vampire and really like 180 years old or something. He looks like a 17 year old. Bella is a regular 17 year old. In Breaking Dawn or some other book in the serie, Bella becomes a vampire, and she get's pregnant. Vampires don't look older than 17 (according to Stephanie) meaning that Bella and Edward are eternally 17. If their baby becomes 17 the baby will not grow older (in age yes in appearance...no) so that would mean that mom, dad and kid are the same age. Like...nasty?

I am SURE with all that I am that Jane Austen (her book(s) Sense and Sensibility and I think Pride & Prejudice are mentioned in Twilight) would turn in her grave just because of this semi-romantic, cliché, corny book for so called "young adults". Well as a "young adult" I've got to tell you that this book is very poorly written. Poorly written and really disappointing.

In Christ,
Me